Let the vodka do the talkin'

Hello there. I finally decided to post a little something on here. What inspired me was the fact that I am dog-tired today, from a huge lack of sleep last night. Of course, the martini is helping. In fact, it's driving. Not driving in the car-on-the-street sense, that would be wrong. Don't drink and drive. No, I've had a total of two sips, and woohoo there we go. Hey, maybe I should drink all the time when I'm not at work. That'd get the old creative juices flowing, eh? I'm sure my stories would be both sparkling with wit, and gripping in their detail..oh, dinner's ready. I'll be back!